I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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