you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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