New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Randomize
