I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
My breasts were aching with rage.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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