fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
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