bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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