Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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