talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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