i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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