Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Randomize
