why didn't you poke me back
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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