We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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