Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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