I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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