He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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