you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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