I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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