You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Are we still banned from the library?
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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