question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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