I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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