I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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