On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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