My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
zippers are such a cool invention
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
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