it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
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