This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
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