You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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