is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
