Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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