windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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