so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
