this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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