I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
where does the pee come out of this thing
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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