If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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