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So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.

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It breaks. We fall.

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I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?

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Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother

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(251): View more from Alabama

Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.

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(360): View more from Washington

This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row

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