you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
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