HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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