I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I just cut my nipple shaving
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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