Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
His hands were made for my vagina.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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