at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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