just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
