Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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