Don't you send me to vm
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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