i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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