So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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