At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Randomize
