sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
