I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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