And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
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