Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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