if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
This is the prime rib incident all over again
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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