Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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