Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
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