IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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