they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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